Stardate Whatever 23.051

The Enterprise has a new berth,
Just outside the orbit of earth,
The U.S.S. Janus,
Has one near Uranus,
And Spock can't make sense of the mirth.
A playful cartoon illustration of a classic starship bridge crew laughing together while Mr. Spock stands nearby looking puzzled and confused. Use a retro 1960s science-fiction television aesthetic, colorful command-bridge setting, expressive faces, and a lighthearted comedic mood. Avoid photorealism and avoid reproducing exact actor likenesses or logos.

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