Clean as a Whistle

Sharting can be done with great pace,
It can also be done with much grace.
The strength of your fart,
Holds your cheeks apart,
Thus leaving behind not a trace.
A humorous cartoon illustration of a rustic outhouse with a speech balloon. The speech balloon clearly contains the exact words: "Thank God, there wasn't any paper." Use expressive cartoon styling, readable lettering, and a playful darkly comic tone. No photorealism.

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