Out for a night,
Out on the lash,
Had a quick shave,
Plenty of cash,
Down to the pub,
Follow the noise,
Pay at the door,
Greet all the boys,
Disco-nights on,
Push to the bar,
Hang up the keys,
Won't need the car,
Plenty of tail,
Load of skank,
Easily pull,
No need to wank,
Go for a dance,
Wiggle your bum,
Get her a drink,
Bacardi & Rum!!!,
Costing an arm,
Costing a mint,
Trying to score,
With this old bint,
Go out the back,
Try for a snog,
Doing alright,
Bit of a dog,
Back to the bar,
Back for beer,
Yer mates all saw,
Bloody big cheer,
Okay you’re busted,
Ya got found out,
Okay for a Friday,
She wasn't a trout,
Off for a curry,
And get chips,
Brag to your mate's,
She had big tits!
Back off home,
Back off to bed,
Wake up Saturday,
Wish you were dead,
Grab a coffee,
An' a burnt toast,
Back out tonight,
Yeah! Saturdays the most!
