There was a young lady from Malta,
Who forgot what mother taught her,
While out having fun,
Broke rule number one,
Ended up having a daughter,
Mother Knows Best

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There was a young lady from Malta,
Who forgot what mother taught her,
While out having fun,
Broke rule number one,
Ended up having a daughter,

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