A vicar who fancied his gin,Said,
“To drinking, I’ll never give in!”
But one Sunday night,
By weak candlelight,
He baptized his own son with pink gin.
I Name Thee Smirnov

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A vicar who fancied his gin,Said,
“To drinking, I’ll never give in!”
But one Sunday night,
By weak candlelight,
He baptized his own son with pink gin.

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