I Name Thee Smirnov

A humorous editorial cartoon of a kindly, slightly bemused vicar baptizing a baby at a church font. Instead of holy water, he holds a clearly labeled bottle of gin as a comic prop, keeping the bottle away from the baby. The baby is safe and calm, the scene is whimsical and non-threatening, with expressive cartoon faces, gentle church surroundings, and a playful satirical tone. No real brand logos, no drinking by the baby.

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