There was a large man name of Bert,
Whose belly hung over his shirt,
It scraped on the floor,
Got jammed in the door,
And then dragged along in the dirt.
Bert’s Belly
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There was a large man name of Bert,
Whose belly hung over his shirt,
It scraped on the floor,
Got jammed in the door,
And then dragged along in the dirt.
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