60 Minute Man

Now Dracula likes to deflower,
Virgins with hypnotic power,
He’ll relish their sighs,
And their shapely thighs,
Then thrills them for over an hour.

A dark gothic cartoon illustration for a Victorian limerick: an adult woman lies fully clothed on her bed looking satisfied and relaxed, while an open window beside the bed reveals Dracula looking in from outside. Dracula has a speech balloon containing exactly the words: "set timer to 60 minutes". Keep the scene tasteful, non-sexual, atmospheric, and clearly depict all characters as adults.

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