Wishers Beware

A Genie gave blessings when pissed,
A wish with a flick of his wrist,
My uncle called Herbert,
A right dirty pervert,
Is now a twelve-inch pianist.

A whimsical cartoon illustration of a pianist who is exactly 12 inches tall, standing on the piano keyboard while playing the keys. Show the tiny pianist balancing confidently among the oversized black and white keys, with expressive comedic body language, a grand piano, theatrical lighting, clean bold cartoon linework, rich colors, and a playful storybook composition. No text or lettering.

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