Big Disappointment

A threatening large bulge in his leathers
Sent shivers, that coursed through her nethers.
It felt like a candle,
But it had a handle—
An umbrella he kept for all weathers.
A humorous cartoon illustration of a rock musician wearing a black leather jacket and tight black leather trousers, standing on stage and theatrically pulling a closed umbrella halfway out of his trousers. The umbrella has a long, thick, straight handle. Several amused women around him cover their eyes with their hands while peeking through their fingers. Keep the scene clearly comic and non-explicit, with exaggerated expressions, playful stage lighting, and a mischievous vaudeville-style sense of humour.

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